Why do people bring in grapes for someone in hospital? Isn't the poor sod in enough pain without being visually reminded of his/her back end plight?
Red grapes are worse! They don't half look sore, don't they?
Christ, if they were hanging out your arse you'd rather die than have some hairy fisted temp pushing them back up.
Oranges are innocent.
Apart from Blood oranges.
And plums! They're an angry red colour aren't they? The same colour as John Prescotts face when he's climbing out of a chair.